Girl Scout Cookies, Ranked

Jan. 24, 2021

This is 100% accurate and if you believe otherwise, you're wrong.

Important note: I am currently residing in an ABC Bakers market and this ranking only applies here.

The worst cookie: Shortbread
What is even the point? This isn't a cookie.

#8: Thanks-a-Lots
It's the shortbread cookie dipped in chocolate. Nice try.

#7: Caramel De-lites
Listen, I get the hype, but coconut is awful.

#6: Peanut Butter Patties
A little rich, but a solid peanut butter chocolate combo.

#5: Peanut Butter Sandwiches
Yeah, now we're talking.

#4: Lemonades
A refreshing, tangy cookie. What more could you ask for?

#3: Toast-Yays
These are new to the GSCU, like a Lemonade but with maple. Smart move, Girl Scouts.

#2: Thin Mints
This is the only thing controversial on this list. Don't @ me.

And finally, the best Girl Scout Cookie: S'mores. Yes, it's S'mores.